I tried opening my eyes for a change...
Italy Veneciano
I'm going to try taking away Japan's willpower!
Hey! What would make you lose your will to fight?
America's Superior
If the Statue of Liberty turned into some ugly chick.
That's it! Messing with their symbol!
Japan's symbol is Mt. Fuji. Let's dye it red.
So red!
If we do that, even those tenacious Japanese will lose their will to fight.
Good idea!
And so, here we are, but...
Yeah! It sure is beautiful!
It's huge!
Okay, let's get to work.
It's easy to get lost in the sea of trees. Please reconsider!
So this is America's legend of the red fuji.
And it's just like America to actually try to make it happen.
I'm going to try taking away Russia's willpower!
Hey! Call Russia up and order 25cm condoms in large quantities.
America's Superior
Okay, sure!
Yo, Russia. Can you guys make 25cm condoms?
What?
I've never made ones of that size before.
My superior insists that he wants you to make them.
I'm counting on you.
Uhh... it'll be difficult, but I guess I could try.
Well, don't get your hopes up, okay?
To America From Russia
A few days later...
Hey!
Looks like our package from Russia just arrived.
Did you order something really small?
XS Size. Making these was such a hassle, you know. - Russia
Wait, but... 25 centimeters...
XS Size
Well, since I'm bored out of my mind, I think I'll go start some rumors about Germany.
Don't spend your free time manipulating public opinions.
Manipulating public opinions with Big Brother France.
Hey, did you hear?
When nobody is watching, Germany actually does stuff like...
How frightening!
Hey. In fact, Germany is...
W-What did you say?!
The scary rumors about Germany are spreading like AIDS!
Yeah. It's pretty easy once you get started.
Told you so.
Moving right along, why don't we move onto Italy-
H-Hang on!
I-It's true that he's weak and also an idiot on top of that,
but he's not a bad guy!
He's not a bad guy!!
Really! He's not a bad guy...!
He's really not...
W-What's gotten into you, France...?
Crazy!
Ferocious!
Potatoes!
Krautz!
What?
Crazy!
Now that I think about it, France is always annoying Germany, but...
Ferocious!
Potatoes!
Krautz!
Crazy!
Ferocious!
Geez, you're such a silly boy...
So silly...
Although he does make fun of Italy, he's not as harsh...
Oh well.
Okay. I guess I'll go spread Germany's rumors to Italy, too.
Hey, Italy.
Germany told me he hated you.
What?!
He was saying that he didn't want you coming over anymore,
because you're so stupid and can't do anything on your own.
So you ought to stop hanging out with Germany-
Germany!
Do you hate me?!
What?
You're just going to walk up to him and ask?!
Hm.
Let's see...
I don't... hate you.
Yeah.
That's great to hear!
What a relief!
Hang in there.
Wow... for some reason, this really pisses me off...
Doesn't it make you mad how close they are?
Hey hey papa, give me wine!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget that taste
of the bolognese I ate before!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!
Ah, a fabulous world,
that can be seen with a paintbrush.
Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia
Hey, someone told me to learn how to read the atmosphere.
Which bookstore sells it? Any idea?
I've been told that before, too.
Let's look for it together!
To be continued